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StrandedGeek Episode 1 Alternate Endings

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The fallowing is the alternate endings to the First episode of the Stranded Geek, this NOT considered canonical to the show and merely done for fun along with some bonus content.  

Bad Ending- Code: Hearts and Minds.

                   “Hey Glitchy!” Red looked in fear towards Geek as he pointed the gun at him. “END OF LINE.” With that last line Geek pulled the trigger blowing Glitch Red away completely deleting him. Alice gave Geek a slow applause. Geek turned to face her, a determined look on his face. Alice was angry clearly but she was trying to be clam about as she pulled her knife out. Geek slotted a sword battle chip in to PET, which naturally summoned his Nerf Sword. The two swung their blades at each other. However as you would expect with metal verses Nerf material, metal wins. Geek grinned nervously. Well crap. Now what was he suppose to do?  With no other option at his disposal he risked the knife by tackling Alice. However unlike Red she was no push over and punched him one good.   “You’d hit a lady?” she asked, “I’m not seeing one!” He socked her in face. The knife is flung of her hand for a moment as they wrestle a bit. Stranded Geek admitted he was not much of a fighter, he lucked out with those blanks but Alice? Alice has had years of combat and it showed in her muscular figure, he could feel her through her blue dress he tried to pin her down.

    It was no use, Alice managed to out muscle him and pined him down. Except how she did ended with her straddling him. She’ raises the knife to finish him, Geek grabs her wrists trying keep blade away from him. She gets closer and closer until they are about an inch away from each others’ face. both Alice’s and Geek’s heart start racing and they blush. Their breaths mingle and their eyes are no longer filled with anger, but with love and a bit of want. Alice drops her knife and Geek lets go of her. She entwines her fingers in his hair and he holds both of her cheeks as they get even closer. their lips brush against each other. “I love you, I really do.” They blush immensely as they kiss the screen fades to black.

“Oh, crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying
And crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you”

 

    When the screen is restored, Alice and Geek are sitting on his couch having a nice little tea party. Alice herself was even sporting a cute black witch hat. “So…maybe the game isn’t for me but I see why some would like it. Along as you’re willing to give it a chance.” Geek sums up. “Yeah, have a safe and fun Halloween & Nightmare night.  More tea Darling?” Alice offers. Geek nods and politely takes the cup and saucer. “Thank you Sweet Heart.” They smile and share a kiss.


 

Worst Ending- Code: Spider Slayer

    “Hey Glitchy!” Red looked in fear towards Geek as he pointed the gun at him. “END OF LINE.” With that last line Geek pulled the trigger blowing Glitch Red away completely deleting him. Alice gave Geek a slow applause. Geek turned to face her, a determined look on his face. Alice was angry clearly but she was trying to be clam about as she pulled her knife out. Geek slotted a sword battle chip in to PET, which naturally summoned his Nerf Sword. The two swung their blades at each other. However as you would expect with metal verses Nerf material, metal wins. Geek grinned nervously. Well crap. Now what was he suppose to do?  Well being a reviewer he decides if he can’t have a sharp blade he can have a sharp tongue which can be just as dangerous. “You know I find it funny how you claimed to be all touchy feely with me. Then when I finally beat you in the mind games your back up plan is kill me. Are you starting to see why I think dating you would be a mistake?” “Well maybe you shouldn’t have pissed me off so much.” Alice countered. “Right, right, I’m the villain because I said no to a silly psycho witch who’s just feeling lonely.” He mocks. Alice’s eyes widen then narrowed in a soul piercing glare, “What…did you just called me?” “I called you a lonely…silly… psycho witch! What are you deaf and stupid?”  Alice’s eyes glowed in rage, “You take that back RIGHT NOW!”  Stranded Geek however not backing down. “Or what? WHAT? You’ll kill me? At least I’ll die as me, you are so pathetic. I’m nice to you ONCE and suddenly I’m husband worthy. Sheesh you’re needy, I hate to imagine what would have happened if you ran into a Care Bear. you’d probably start making out and lifting up your dress on the first date!”
   
    Slowly Stranded Geek gets to his knees. He grabs a hold of Alice’s bell covered in the fleshy made dress digging his nails in. However much to her surprised it bleed and the then the blood rolled down his arms and started forming tendrils around him. “You know maybe it’s trauma I’ve been suffering from…but I just got a strange idea.
Maybe we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.”  Alice eyes widen with a bit of fear in her eyes. Her dress never did that kind of thing before. “Geek? Let go! This…this isn’t right!” She cried, Geeks grin gets wider, “What’s matter Sweet Heart I thought you wanted me to go mad!” His one hand now wrapped it the red fleshy tendrils forms a battle ax. “Guess you could say you AXED for this. Nahahahahahaha!” He pulls from her Alice lands onto floor with a loud thud now back in her traditional blue dress. “We are now gonna REALLY reap some serious carnage through out the land!” Alice couldn’t believe what was happening, she really created a monster. “Neil don’t! you’ve got to fight it! Nobody has to be hurt!” Stranded Geek turns to face her his psychotic grin shines as the evil symbiote covers his hold body and slowly starts cover his face. “Nobody gets hurt?” He rushes right up stabs her through the chest with his new claws. “Where’s the fun it that? EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” His face now covered fully embracing his Carnage persona. “They think they are frightened now, wait until they get a load of ME! There’s all kinds of goodies out there! TIME FOR TRICK OR TREATING! NUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Carnage laughs as he busts through the window to terrorize the world. Alice laying on the grown dieing and in tears… “My gosh…what I have done?”

“No matter what your size! Squashing spiders like flies!
Listen up you fools! Don’t you know that Carnage rules?
Told you once, won’t tell you twice! Heed my words and pay my price!”



UFO Ending- Code: X File

    “Hey Glitchy!” Red looked in fear towards Geek as he pointed the gun at him. “END OF LINE.” With that last line Geek pulled the trigger blowing Glitch Red away completely deleting him. Alice gave Geek a slow applause. Geek turned to face her, a determined look on his face. Alice was angry clearly but she was trying to be clam about as she pulled her Jabberwocky Eye staff. “You’ve pushed me too far Neil, Now I’m done with you.” She fires a charged up shot hitting him in the chest. However something…odd happened to him. An explosion occurred when the magical shot struck him. She went over to his body it was twitching and she could hear metal clicks and whirls. Lifting his shirt Alice finds in the hole she made not blood or guts but gears and wires. Vacuumed tubes, circuit boards, and cogs all to power this…machine. “What in the name of Lewis Carroll? He’s…a robot.” Looking outside she strange lights. Curiously Alice stepped outside to see the source a silver UFO flying saucer lands in the front yard. The landing ramp extends in bright lights, Several Grays and Stranded Geek came out. This supposedly real one was wearing a silver jumpsuit, had green skin and antennas coming from his head. Alice titled her head in confusion, “Neil?” He nods, then he turns to one of the grays on his left who looks back at him. They silently nod agreeing to something. Pulling a ray gun from his hilt, the alien shoots Alice with bolt of silver light. “AHHHHH!” Alice screams she falls to ground.

    Alien Geek simply shook his in disappointment. He whistles for Shadow Kiss, the dark pony came running up to him and bows respectively. He waved his arm for her to fallow and they all head inside except two of the grays. A robot that looked a little less complex than the fake Stranded Geek came waddling down. Robby the robot looked down at Alice was groaning a bit from the shock, he picked her up and carried her bridle style up into the space craft. The screen goes back. Mission Complete.

     

    ….The Truth is out there.

 

LolWut? Ending- Code: A Thriller Night?

    “Hey Glitchy!” Red looked in fear towards Geek as he pointed the gun at him. “END OF LINE.” With that last line Geek pulled the trigger blowing Glitch Red away completely deleting him. Alice gave Geek a slow applause. Geek turned to face her, a determined look on his face. Alice was angry clearly but she was trying to be clam about as she pulled her knife out. Geek slotted a sword battle chip in to PET, which naturally summoned his Nerf Sword. The two swung their blades at each other. However as you would expect with metal verses Nerf material, metal wins. Geek grinned nervously. Well crap. Now what was he suppose to do?  He grins as a idea popped into his head. He jumps forwards and snips his fingers. “HIT IT!” Lights flash on as music started to play, for unexplained reasons, Tails Doll, Ben, Glitch Red, Shadow Kiss and some of the Blanks ponies posed with Stranded Geek center stage as they started to Dance with Alice joining in as they sang.


 

All: “Everybody, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Everybody, yeah
Rock your body right
Backstreet’s back, alright”

Alice:  “Hey, yeah”
Glitch Red:  “Oh my God, we're back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
Gonna bring the flavor, show you how
Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah”

Geek: “Am I original?”
Blanks: “Yeah”
Geek: Am I the only one?
Blanks: “Yeah”
Geek: “Am I sexual?”
Blanks: “Yeah”
Geek: Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now

All: “Everybody
Yeah
Rock your body
Yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet’s back, alright!
Alright!”

Ben: “Now throw your hands up in the air
Wave them around like you just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
Cuz we got it goin’ on again
Tails Doll: “Yeeeah”

Alice:  “Am I original?”
Blanks: “Yeah”
Alice: “Am I the only one?”
Blanks: “Yeah”
Alice:  “Am I sexual?”
Blanks: “Yeah”
Alice:  Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now


All: “Everybody
Yeah
Rock your body
Yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright
Alright”

Geek: “So everybody, everywhere
Don’t be afraid, don't have no fear
I’m gonna tell the world, make you understand
As long as there'll be music, we’ll be comin’ back again!”

All (Alice) : “Everybody, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Everybody
Rock your body right (rock your body right)
Backstreet's back
Everybody (everybody)
Yeah (rock your body)
Rock your body (everybody)
Yeah (everybody rock your body)
Everybody (everybody, rock your body)
Rock your body right (everybody)
Backstreet's back, alright!”

 

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Something I've been wantting to do since I wrote the my very first episode the Stranded Geek was to also include alternate endings, it's been a long time so I figured for the anniversery of it I would at least geting this bonus content out there. 

:iconalice-red: <--- Check my Alice's page if you want read that episode and see what REALLY happened.
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